Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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