at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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