He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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