You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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