Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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