Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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