I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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