I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have aggressive nipples.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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