Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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