When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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