Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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