I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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