You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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