Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
40s are totally the cure
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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