Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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