I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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