Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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