Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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