I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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