I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish i was in the wii world.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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