carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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