I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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