I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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