I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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