so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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