I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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