bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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