there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Even my vagina gasped.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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