i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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