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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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