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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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