We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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