We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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