Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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