best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This baby is an asshole
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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