it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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