Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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