how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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