we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
this hospital has no fireball
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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