ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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