I'm lost and stupid without you.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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