I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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