all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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