I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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