better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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