Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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