I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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