Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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