i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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