How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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